Week Three Sunday, September 16th - Saturday, September 22nd
Threads Sept 18th
Sept 17th - Remus has his mystery date with Hestia. Ow ow! - The start of Hogwart's SHUT DOWN. - Sirius rounds up his friends and thinks they should all lighten up. - Torin is not happy, Kingsley, Aurea, and Gilderoy all fail trying to help him. - Regulus and Rabastan finally have their sex. - Narcissa and Malfoy don't get sex, 'cause she's a prude.
Sept 16th - Evil veterans begin their evil. - Sirius gets his meeting with Hestia. - ATTACK OF THE BLOB! I mean... muggleborns. - Andromeda and Ted are seen in public, oh no! - Torin & Aurea & Marlene chat. - Regulus catiously approaches Lucius, whodunit?
Owls/Gifts Sept 18th - Lord Voldy wants another meeting.
Sept 17th - Torin writes home to say he is fine. - Lily owls Dumbledore for a meeting. - Bellatrix and Lucius pay their sympathies. - Lucius wants to get things moving with Narcissa. - Rita sends presents.
Sept 16th - Sirius wants to meet with Miss Jones. - Rodolphus is a hunter. - Daily Prophet. - Rodolphus kills one of his own. - Hestia sends get well flowers. - Bellatrix sends Rita's first quick quotes quill. - Bellatrix makes up with her sister. - Narcissa jumps on the santa claus bandwagon.
Journals Sept 18th
Sept 17th - Lucius saw Black with a mud muggleborn! - Sirius just wants everyone to be happy! - Andromeda needs someone to trust. Poor girl. - Rita tries out her quill, with much success. - Aurea thinks this lockdown is a stupid idea. - Kingsley says sorry to muggleborns, but QUIDDITCH COMES FIRST! - Bellatrix is still speaking in riddles. - Lily is the Martin Luther King Jr. of muggleborns. - Bellatrix is pissed at the prefects. - Xenny wants everyone to hug! - Torin organizes a safety meeting. - Charity wants to start a revolution, to which she receives mixed results. - Narcissa says muggleborn blood is gross. Eeeewwwww. - Regulus wants sex too. - Sirius is a jokester, but we already knew that. - Rylett needs to man up and learn how to take some pain. - Daisy likes to show off her hot family. - Ted thinks gold is weird. - Charity needs help from gossip girl. - Lily says no to the bloody money? - Sirius will happily take money! - Lucius is full of questions. - Hestia is reading! How delightful. - Bellatrix thinks they should be killed anyways.
Sept 16th - Choose your own adventure; Hestia either fell down stairs, or was attacked by the Whomping Willow. - Xeno escaped the hospital. - Sirius has things to do. - Aurea saus fuck you to the world. - Rodolphus is disturbed. - Regulus is scared he's responsible. - Andromeda needs to chill out, man. - Emmeline blames Dumbledore! - Evan thinks it's just dreadful. - Gilderoy rants. Yeah I know, I didn't read it either. - When Rabastan is sad he just wants sex. - Torin wants to fight back.
Week Two Sunday, September 9th - Saturday, September 15th
Threads Sept 15th - Lucius looks for information from Roth. - Ted and Molly have a date, boy gets around! - Rabastan and Regulus make babies. - Lucius now seeks out pretty Mary, what is this boy up to? - Calling all purebloods, all purebloods! - Aurea considers jumping Daisy's bones. - Narcissa finds out Lucius is a hopelessly lame romantic. - Bella and Evan take part in traditional pureblood inceset. I mean... - Bellatrix and Lucius talk about stuff... - Torin and Aurea have a lame platonic adventure. - Sirius and Daisy have a date.
Sept 13th - Sirius and Snapey have a run in, literally! - Andromeda and Ted go for another famous walk. - Narcissa wants to talk to Lucius. Uh oh! We all know what that means.
Sept 12th - Rabastan and Regulus finally come... together. - Narcissa and Lucius finally have a date. - Severus sneaks in to see Xenophilius and play detective. - The 5th year Slytherin groupies have lunch. - Torin and Marlene have a date. I mean, play sports. - Doggy!Sirius sneaks in to drop Xen's journal off. Er Sirius, why does it smell like dog breath? - Ted comforts Rylett only to upset her again. - Rodolphus and Rabastan get drunk and bond. Cute. - Lazarus and Aurea smoke up a storm. - Rodolphus and Lucius need to get over themselves. - Roth plays with Mary some more, he's not very nice. - Ravenclaw Try-outs! - Bellatrix and Barty share words and flirt. - Rabastan and Regulus hang out in the locker, we all know what happens there! - Backdated. Lucius flirts with Dumbledore. I mean, meats with. - Backdated. Marlene runs into her arch enemy Bellatrix. Oooh, how fun.
Sept 11th - Regulus and Rabastan get to work, without working it out. - Lucius, Molly, and Lily make an odd couple. - Amos finds dying!Xeno, poor poor boy... nobody suspects the flowers. - Sirius and Amos meet, where he finds out some peculiar things. - Marlene and Remus go for a walk... ou la laaa, girl gets around! - Bellatrix and Lazarus talk, is it blood or house she cares for? - Molly and Arthur brainstorm. - Backdated. Lily and Malene talk, but the good, girl to girl kind.
Sept 10 - Rodolphus sees Rabastan RIGHT NOW! - Daisy, Rylett, and Xenophilus try their hand, er bodies, at yoga. - The evil league of evil meets again. - Bellatrix and Andromeda do some sisterly bonding. - Sirius and Andromeda spend some secret time together. - Regulus and Rabastan try to work, work, work it out. - Gilderoy bugs his buddie Sevvie Snape. Buddy who may or may not actually be. - Severus and Aurea plot the downfall of Sirius.
Sept 9th - Lucius and Molly get together? - Sirius and Peter bond over being hungover. - Bellatrix and Rita flirt. - Sirius and Regulus bond over hurling, srsly. - Rita manipulates Rylett. - Lily and Snape work it out. - Aurea seeks out Snape for help. - Xeno and Snape get close. - Remus plays by himself, Lily joins the moopy party. - Evan and Lucius bully Serverus, but toast You-Know-Who. - Regulus and Rabastan make their lives incredibly awkward. - Backdated. Lily seeks out James to help get over Snape.
Owls/Gifts - Rodolphus begins his hunt for Bellatrix. - Aurea needs help from the pharmacist Snape - On the second day, Rodolphus offers strawberries. - Lucius sends word for Regulus. - Rodolphus sends a beautiful box and strange bikini. - Andromeda gets another strange gift! - Bella gives a gift to her gifter. - Rylett gives a gift to her love. - Snapes sends a little somethin' somethin' for Xenophilius. - Snape receives a four-leaf-clover. NOT FAIR I WANT ONE! - Rodolphus sends a strange book to Bellatrix. - Severus sends Aurea a note. - Rabastan sends gift for Bellatrix, which ends with them... breaking up? - Bellatrix gets a pretty red dress, but for what? - Bellatrix leaves flowers & her family crest for all Gryffindors. - Molly wants details from Amos. She's sluething. - Barty sends for his Father. - Rabastan wants to take it all back. - Sirius sends word of gossip to the gossip queen. - Rylett sends muggle medicine to a wizard. - Rodolphus sends Sex Panther. - Voldemort utters a threat. - Voldemort requires a meeting with the elders. - Rodolphus plays nice with his brother. - Lucius gets the much needed password. - Barty rePAYs Rylett with expensive quills. - Lucius is handing out presents now. - Bellatrix cannot attend Hogsmeade. - Sirius gets treats. - Questions are cast on Snape. - Sirius owls Gossip Girl. - Friday is an inter-house social. - Pretty Mary gets a pretty dress. - Pretty Cissy gets a pretty dress too! - Rodolphus's taste is improving. Or was it the naked girl? - Gilderoy gets protection from Torin. - Ted gives Rye a birthday present! - Rodolphus gets cuff links and a note. - Torin gives a pretty eagle to Marlene. - Bellatrix sends an apology to Molly. - Rita apologizes for being so hard to reach. - Arthur sends a peculiar apology.
Journals Sept 15th - Evan didn't want to get everyone sick, what a nice boy. - Molly had fun at the social and is now looking for a date. - Teddy doesn't have a girlfriend, or does he? - Rita is bored of this school. - Lucius has a date with a Hufflepuff, how odd! - Lucius is some sort of stalker. - Bellatrix wants to get away. - Arthur is still freaking over MollyWobbles. - Torin loves ice cream and legs. - Bellatrix finally admits she's insane.
Sept 14th - Rylett sings to herself. - Gilderoy is EXCITED he made the team. - Sirius is happy again. - Lucius wants information and practice. - Bellatrix is a condom spokeswoman? - Aurea has a MILF! - Remus is worried his friends got him a blind date.
Sept 13th - Sirius wonders who Sherlock is, but is sure Snape is the culprit. - Lucius lectures Gryffindor over a member of their house. - Lazarus has had an exciting day. - Rodolphus attemps to shed some light. - Aurea thinks the whole school is mad, maybe even her. - Regulus isn't comfortable with current situations. - Severus isn't surprised. - Amos worried he did the wrong thing. - Lucius checks in with Gryffindor and lectures. - Lazarus is impressed with the activty today. - Rodolphus is a user! - Aurea hates Sirius and gossip. - Regulus has good and bad news, bad news first! - Torin is an artist. - Xeno is fine, but is crazy for Snapey. - Andromeda is having a breakdown. - Sirius cries wolf. - Molly Wobbles tells Sirius to chill but won't yell at him. - Regulus says Blacks need to get their act together. - Bellatrix is laughing all the way to the bank. - Rita lets Sirius know this is all his fault, but she'll try to clean up. - Torin is worried about looking like a loser! - Lucius wants Bellatrix to use her allies. - Rodolphus speaks of yet another meeting. - Gilderoy wants on the TEAM and wants Lily as a date. What a popular girl. - Arthur is upset and needs a date! - Frankie didn't know this social was for dates, and now is going to look stupid. - Lucius provides his housemate with blueprints to the office. - Molly is upset with her hubby.
Sept 12th - Bellatrix writes to Rita for help. - Rita hints that Lily and Snape are more than friends. - Lucius wants to plan a party! Yaay fun! - Evan is sickened over Snape with Evans. - As is Barty. - Aurea reaches out for her own advantages. - Lily is annoyed with a touch of anger. - Andromeda is scared no one will be okay with her and Teddy. - Mary is still bitter and troubled. - Sirius is pissed at Bellatrix. - Roth wonders what muggles taste like. - Rodolphus fears failure like his bro. - Lucius likes gossip too, don't let him fool you! - Mommy Molly is still detective-ing. - Rabastan is worried and thinks gossip is going too far. - Barty dips his hand in poetry. - Caitriona thinks parties are stupid, we should be studying! - Regulus is excited for Hogsmeade, and a change. - Lucius makes an announcement. - Bellatrix graces us all with her lack of sanity.
Sept 11th - Amos alerts everyone stopping to smell the roses Xenophilius is sick. - Molly, ever the Mummy, is worried and is looking for information. - Sirius wishes everyone would just chill. And he still hates Snape. - Rylee worries about death by yoga. - Torin want the calm before the storm. - Rita does not have gossip to spread. And the world comes to an end. - Miss Mary Sunshine shows her optimistic side. - Evan wants the rumours to stop. - Regulus fears the reaper. - The Doctor is in. Madam Pomfrey tells it like it is. - Rabastan worries about failure. - Bellatrix quotes some dead guy. - Molly has been baking! Yummmmm. - Lucius has been keeping his word to the Dark Lord. - Ah yes, Bellatrix is still mental. - Lazarus couldn't care less about Hufflepuff... er, wait. - Severus believes he knows the truth. - Marlene needs to breathe! - Rabastan is torn... what's going on? - Bellatrix is... suicidal?
Sept 10th - Rodolphus needs to see his broski, right now! - Rylett wants to try YOGA with her mates. - Lucius gets the ball rolling. - Daisy has presents, lovers, stalkers, and friends. - Bellatrix says fuck you Regulus. - Rita acts tough, but she's stumped too! - Aurea wants a flower in her life badly, and is willing to do a lot. - Noriko has an idea about Evans. - Bellatrix is a poet now. - Barty is getting a bit jealous, he wants a present dammit! - Torin acts as captain... where is Kingsley, anyways? - Regulus, hypothetically wants to know if a guy like him can end up with a guy like his best friend... hypothetically. - Rabastan wants to know hypothetically if a guy like his best mate would like a guy like him, even though he's got a girlfriend... y'know, hypothetically. - Xenophilius is the true father of Luna Lovegood, no tests needed. - Lucius begins his sacrifice to the Dark Lord. - Andromeda is all confused and Dr. Phil'ed out already! - Molly, always the caring mother figure. - Aurea is apparently not a fan of heroin, Sirius, or Rita. - Barty has daddy issues.
Sept 9th - Amos is happy happy joy joy. - Sirius is already bird watching. - Aurea shook the plague. - Molly offers her uh services. - Alice looks for a date. - Rabastan is eager to see his new girlfriend. - Rita is bored of Hogwarts. - Ted is a knight in shining armour. - Andromeda is confused over a present. - Lucius gets around to using his journal. - Xenophilius finds out ghostly secrets. - Bellatris is still a bit off. - Xeno thinks about ghostbusters. - Rabastan worries. - Rodolphus mocks his brother privately. - Regulus is shocked and diiiiirty. - LILY ASKES JAMES OUT ON A DATE!?! WHAT!? - Gilderoy fails at magic. Does that mean he FAILS LIFE? - Teddy is worried about his fellow prefect. - Sirius is worried about Lily? What's going on here!? - Lucius leaves it to last minute.
Week One Saturday, September 1st - Saturday, September 8th
Threads - Bellatrix gets an apple? - Andromeda gets daisies... huh? - Regulus and Rabastan battle feelings. - Bellatrix leaves a gift for Rabastan. - Molly and Arthur are on again, off again, on again? - Severus sends word to Lily. - Aurea's turn to leave a present for Daisy. - Lucius and Regulus play like adults. - Black List! - Lucius and Narcissa play. - Daisy leaves Aurea a present. - Aurea and Torin get drugged... on purpose! - Rodolphus and Bellatrix have a battle. - Severus keeps an eye on Narcissa. How strange. - Bellatrix and Lucius have a date. - Lucius and Rodolphus have it out. - Lucius needs a date to the ball. Sucks she said no, man! - Voldemort sends word with Lucius. - Slugclub Ball! - Bellatrix is hungover, is lovin' from Rabastan the cure? - Bellatrix and Barty have a date! Ou la laaaa. - Lily and Marlene play detective. - Snape runs into Xenophilius, and is astounded by his friendly ways! - Sirius gets into Slugclub anyways, thanks to Marlene. - Rylett and Barty are on a date? Oh, no. Rylett is just confused. - Barty and Alecto jump on the bandwagon and jump on each other? - Bellatrix thinks it would be too easy to kill Rodolphus. - Lucius flirts with Bellatrix... hypocrite! - Aurea and Torin get it on. - Lucius hunts down Severus to help him! - And the Oscar goes to... Bellatrix! for fooling and taking advantage of sweet Rylett. - Sirius acts like a proud father, and send Andromeda presents. - Charms Club - Sirius and Ted play exploding snap, but both are distracted by Sirius's... cousin? - Rodolphus and Narcissa get frisky in the courtyard. Careful who's watching! - Bellatrix hates the world, which Lucius and Narcissa soon find out! - Regulus and Rabastan hate family. - Barty and Regulus show off. - Daisy and Aurea play with the squid, bow chicka wow wow. - Andromeda and Ted have their very first, secret, unknown, sh don't tell DATE. - Marlene and Ted do homework. No books will be read in this thread. - Here kitty kitty... Aurea returns Alice's cat. - Sirius gets high with a little help from a friend... Xenophilius. - Results are in: Bellatrix has the hots for cousin Regulus! - Bellatrix just wants to play with Alecto and Caitriona, but Bellatrix's playtime often results in bloodshed. - Sirius is upset over attacking his brother, Lily and James console him. Kinda. - James and Marlene (Sirius's future wife) go out for a midnight romp play. - Regulus and Sirius have a battle of words, magic, and brotherly hate in the hallway. - First meeting of death takes place. - James is doing his best to impress and win Lily. - Bellatrix gives away chocolates to Regulus! - Sirius and Marlene kiss and make-up. - Lord Voldemort is trusting Rodolphus? - Marlene is meeting Lily, but can't get Sirius out of her head, she's in love! - Andromeda meets Ted, but she's a total prude. - Fabian can't spot a Death Eater. - Alecto and Rabastan are "dating", didn't you know? - Are Regulus and Rabastan victims of sexual tension? - Sisters of death get together before school. - Lord Voldemort gets bold. - Dumbledore thinks everyone will behave at the ball, yeah right! - Rodolphus gets bored and demands Rabastan saves him.
Journals Sept 8th - Lily is a bit paranoid... she's freakin' out. - Xenny wants to go for a boat ride, with the mermaids and squid! - Severus is very private. - Regulus is worried sick. - Aurea comes down. - Frank is a bit tired and cryptic. But something's wrong! - Bellatrix is still mad. - And Regulus is still worried. - Lily reluctantly agrees to see Severus. - Noriko's magazine is still missing. - Rabastan liked the Slugclub, perhaps because of his date? - Evan is a very angry boy. - Rita starts off the day with gossip. - Peter is a nervous boy. - Once upon at time there was a boy named Gilderoy. - Aurea is very worried Daisy believes the "lies" Rita's spread.
Sept 7th - Regulus makes it clear Slytherin is the best. - Lucius is a very private person. - Aurea thinks the ball is overrated. And has been stolen from too! - Emmeline offers advice and condolances. - Torin was in a rush, sounds a bit girlie to us! - Sirius reminds friends of the Black List party. - Bellatrix is still mental. - Gigi is scared but excited. Hello roller coaster! - Rodolphus wants Bellatrix... for sex.
Sept 6th - Lucius covers his tracks. - Andromeda has a reckless crush and a robber! - Aurea is the apple Goddess. - Ted is happy, very happy. - Sirius gives Rita Skeeter a run for her money. - Regulus is worried Sirius's gossip is true. - Ted sweetens up and tells Andromeda everything. - Lucius is pretty testy that Rodolphus was gettin' with his wide-to-be. - Gigi is loving the gossip, such a girl! - Severus gets all serious. - Andromeda worries her cousin won't stay tight lipped. - Noriko flips because she lost a porn magazine her mother is in. - Mother Molly finds books! Mothers know best. - Barty could care less about everything, he just wants his sugar! - Alice likes elves. - Caitriona says no more gossip, let's study! - Rodolphus is a bit cryptic, did he or didn't he snog Narcissa? - Rylett warns of the first attack, but she thinks someone wanted the gift! - Lucius looks out for his lovely prefect. - Rabastan is an actor! He pretends to care for the attacked girl. - Andromeda does have a backbone! Who knew? - Bellatrix wants to rip hearts in half. - Rodolphus is a bit worried they failed.
Sept 5th - Emmeline likes the heat, nudge nudge, wink wink. - Molly is attacked by white chocolate ninjas. - Gigi's part of some magical imaginary clue game. - Xenny is sunny. - Rylett is writing strange poetry. - Rabastan is a nerd, but is very worried about Regulus. Sexual tension? - Ted is in love with an unlikely candidate. - Bellatrix is now "Sister of Death" alone.
Sept 4th - Regulus needs to chill the fuck out and get over Sirius. - Gigi wishes everyone was equal. Yeah, like that'll ever happen. - Bellatrix is in her happy week of her Bi-Polar disease. - Alecto is spoiled rotten, no rly. - Barty is GROUCHY about the heat. - Rylett is.. er.. fucked. - Aurea hates the heat as well, but apparently parties too! - Alice has LOST HER KITTY some please find it, kthx. - Daisy is a painter, muggle or magic? That horsie looks pretty still! - Alice gets her kitty back, and celebrates with a ... fly? - Charmed Very Private between Ted and Andromeda. Oh la la. - Sirius thinks Bella has mad cow disease? - Rodolphus attempts to be smooth. - Noriko thinks House Elves have germs. - Xen kisses House Elves. And Sirius Black. - Aurea is tongue tied. - A nice seat in the Seventh Layer of Hell waits for Bellatrix. - All Arithmancy and no snogging make Marlene something something. - Andromeda is star-crossed.
Sept 3rd - Lucius luurrrvveeesss Narcissa. - Ted wants his bacon, dammit! - Regulus thinks the Sluggy Club should be more exclusive. - Bellatrix is still very strange, maybe she was hexed? - Slughorn really wants Slytherins to behave without slaves! - Slug Club membership causes elation and uproar! - Alecto's pretty pumped she got into the Slug Club. - Rodolphus is pretty cryptic about today. - Sirius is in a serious tiffy about not getting invited. - Regulus hates kids. - Ted poses a question about the lovely James Potter. - Caitriona congrats her housemates and considers going for a run. Really, who runs? - Bellatrix warns her partner in crime he won't be getting any presents, boo. - Sirius's tiffy has turned into a party, let's hope he doesn't get in trouble for once! - Regulus is PISSED, his brother is such a liar, traitor, evil, etc etc. - Ted gets his results! - Xenophilius wants to talk about feeeelings, yawn. - Aurea seems to have an iguana and hates Sirius. Be careful, iguana's are illegal.
Sept 2nd - James wants to get wasted, be he did not pull any pranks! - Malfoy is a prat to Gryffindors and his housemates! - Andromeda totally needs to relax. - Regulus kisses ass. - Daisy: Best Female Space Case - Gigi needs to hit the books. - Rodolphus somehow thinks he's the Dark Lord's favourite. - Sirius got laid? - Xenophilius notices a baby in a painting. Strange! - Bellatrix has gone batty! - Rabastan is obsessed with quidditch. - Lily points out Bellatrix is bonkers.
Sept 1st - Bellatrix speaks about strange things. - Alecto has lost her free of porn & pictures potions book. - Lily gets all drill sergent on everyone, especially her house. - Andromeda wants to bang Ted Tonks. I mean become a tutor. - Marlene just wants to daaaance. - Ted's mum makes weedcookies biscuits. - Sirius is already planning a prank, don't tell Lily. - Xenophilius is always good for entertainment. - Georgia's looking smokin' in her mother's robes. - Sirius foolishly gets defensive.